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Oct 14, 2014 / 271,960 notes

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

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Oct 14, 2014 / 107,020 notes

ghostruto:

novub:

ghostruto:

if you are under 18:

  • your nudes are child pornography 
  • people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
  • you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 
  • don’t take nudes

this post feels weird. idk. can someone explain

what do you need explained. if you are a child, naked photos of you are child porn. its p straigt forward

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Oct 14, 2014 / 734,820 notes

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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Oct 14, 2014 / 15,087 notes

smallstrawhat:

i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.

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Oct 7, 2014 / 1 note

It’s my birthday and I just want to crawl up into a ball and die

Oct 4, 2014 / 3,178 notes

ilanawexler:

The Mindy Project S03E01

Sep 29, 2014 / 382 notes
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
J. D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)

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Sep 29, 2014 / 136,760 notes
Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

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Sep 29, 2014 / 199,162 notes
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alyssawantsyou:

Mindy Kaling uses her hands to express herself
Sep 16, 2014 / 9 notes

alyssawantsyou:

Mindy Kaling uses her hands to express herself

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Aug 24, 2014 / 49,587 notes

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randomguy2015:

brain-damage:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg
witchcraft of the highest degree

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

^ ditto

Legendary
Aug 24, 2014 / 759,050 notes

randomguy2015:

brain-damage:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

witchcraft of the highest degree

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

^ ditto

Legendary

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dude
me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

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